four straight days of not eating............................ i tried to go on the master cleanse.. i even searched everywhere for that grade b maple syrup.. made 8 oz the other day and realized that i'd rather not eat than consume that nasty stuff................

...............i've officially lost it.............................................................

(no, i am not starving myself. had three wisdom teeth extracted..)

here's to another year.. cheers. :]

i received the best present in the mail today [even though it was a few days early]......

there were items in the package.. but this meant so much more.. thanks, sis.... yeah.. :']

how likely is it that you would find a dead rat on the top of your car hood at 5 in the morning? like.. the thing is laying right smack in the middle of the hood...... please tell me...........

what he does.. or rather.. what he doesn't do for my birthday...... will determine whether or not i stay.

we'll see. oh, the anticipation.

sounds kind of bad.. but there's a reason behind all of this.

anyone else watch kimbo slice get KO'd by the no name dude with semi-pink hair? haha. 16 seconds was it? disappointing that shamrock was unable to fight him.. ah well. kimbo slice did need to be humbled, you know? i'm surprised he kept his composure minus the fact that he attacked the referee. he was, after all still dazed from the punch to the chin. lol.

gina carano's fight was eh.. i mean the chick she was fighting didn't seem to know what she was doing. seriously.. her punches were so sloppy. cyborg will slaughter carano. no doubt. that will definitely be one fight i won't be missing..

does anyone know of any tear jerking korean/japanese/american movies? preferably korean.. but yeah. i'm in the mood to watch a sad movie.. please provide any suggestions. thanks.

what the heezy is happening to xanga? what's up with all these extra features and complications? it was bad enough.. now i see additional useless junk. goodness. stop it with the madness.

so let's say you and your lady friend are sleeping.. when all of a sudden you're awoken by her cell phone. someone's calling her at 4am.... what conclusions, if any.. are you jumping to?

you question her the next morning about it.. and she tells you it was her friend who probably called her by accident. (in actuality it was her retarded ex)......

i hope he's not thinking anything negative....

and this is another contributing factor as to why marriage scares me.. it's something i desire.. but i don't want to have to kill someone, you know? what if this were your husband? gasps.

i postsecret.

if i ever found out that the person i married committed adultery.. i would....

remove his testies with nail clippers.. clip clip.. then i'd shove them down his throat for him to hopefully choke on. if that's unsuccessful, i would just stick a piranha on his penis.. or maybe i'd just do both..

and by the way.. liddell is bow chicka wow.. finished...... keke. why am i so happy about that? oy. i doubt it though.. if they even match him up with rich franklin.. hecksters no. lol..

does anyone have any experience with the wing (tmobile)? i just bought the shadow and it sucks donkey toes. i have fourteen days to return it and am contemplating on purchasing the wing.. but i'd like some feedback if anyone has any. shanks.

i just ran four miles.. then came home and inhaled a whole package of chaduhlbaegee.. i don't know what that translates to in english.. but it's basically thin slices of beef. that was a lot of meat.......

i get my braces off next month. holler.

i'm so jealous.. my sister contacted me today.. from new york. ugh. i want to be there.

work is spanking me..

i'm going to a live cage fighting event.. half naked men pounding the lights out of each other always makes me feel better. i kid. not really.. okay, it does.