September 17, 2009

• am i that scary?

  i finished my cardio session at the gym.. my headphones were still plugged into the machine (each treadmill has its own tv).. my ipod and keys were still resting in the little compartments. i headed over to the back and grabbed some paper towels and the spray. as i was walking back to my machine, i see a little boy with my headphones in his ears.. fidgeting around with my ipod.. i tap him on his shoulder..

  ‘excuse me, this isn’t…..’ he immediately took out the headphones and slammed himself to the ground on the other side of the treadmill.. he then placed himself in a fetal position. i kneeled down to make sure he was okay..

  ‘hey, are you..’ he wailed and jumped up as though he had seen a ghost.. then proceeded to run out the exit…

  hmmm.. it was probably because i was asian.

  the master cleanse was a complete failure. i have much respect for anyone who has enough will power to last through the first day. that thing is intense.

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