September 11, 2009
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day 1.
2:50pm.. just got home from work.
so i set my alarm clock this morning to get one last vigorous workout in.. but i failed to wake up.
i packed all the ingredients and tools so i could make it fresh when i got to work. i made 20 oz of the lemonade today.. the recipe is set for 10 oz.. so i just doubled everything. when i arrived to work, i went to our gym and weighed myself with their scale so i have a starting point. i started off with my salt water flush.. i chugged all 32 oz of the mixture at my desk.. within two minutes, i had bubble guts. my stomach started growling.. and i ran to the restroom. out came the junk.. i pee’d out of my butthole for a good three minutes..
i got back to my desk and proceeded to go on with my day. i sipped the lemonade here and there.. but only managed to consume about 12 oz total so far. i had to urinate a few times.. the first few times, i was urinating out of both holes which wasn’t very pleasant. i guess it’s working?
i also went for a walk (hills) on my lunch today.. i’m friggin hungry right now..
my biggest regret is that i didn’t eat everything and anything that i wanted to yesterday.. the day before i started. i also should have started this on a monday because my weekdays are way more structured. sigh. i will be sitting at home all weekend. woe is me. hah.that is all for now.
Comments (5)
“you show that turd who’s boss!”
It’s only going to get worse as you expell all the solids from your body.
BTW, if you’re only drinking 20oz’s of the stuff at work, that’s waaaaaay too little.
I was drinking close to a gallon a day…128oz?
Anyway, even then I was still hungry. The lemonade is to make you piss and clean out your system…also to give you the calories that you need to function. Drink MORE!
I’m watching this..I’ve read up on it but haven’t done it yet. …so I hope you’re doing this for the detox more so than the weight loss. Supposedly you’ll gain half the weight back.
oooh. If you do this right you’ll see “the white worm” …good luck with that.
Thats brave of you to start the salt flush at work. That’s a long walk to the bathroom for me!