today, i went and purchased all the necessary ingredients for the master cleanse. i bought the actual book last year on amazon.com.. had the intention and desire to start it.. but never got around to doing it.
grade b maple syrup.
a crapload of lemons.
water.
juicer.
sea salt.
cayenne pepper.
i'm going to do the salt water flush after my workout tonight. this should be interesting. from what i know of, i will be peeing out of my butthole. yay. i guess i'm not supposed to do this until tomorrow morning.. but i'm going to do it later tonight.
few things here that i will be rebel against... organic lemons. no, thanks. i bought regular ol lemons. 8 for $2.
filtered water.. i bought a big jug of water.. i don't know if it's "filtered"..
organic sea salt.. negative. mine is plain ol' non iodized sea salt.
they recommend keeping a journal of some sort during this whole "detox".. so here i am. in all honesty, i don't care about the detox itself, really. i'm more focused on the weight loss.. i know people say you'll end up gaining it all back.. and that this isn't supposed to be used as a "diet".. but whatevers. i'm sick of torturing myself at the gym every friggin day/night and not seeing the results that i want. hopefully this "detox".. "cleanse" or whatever will do the trick.. it will force me to stay away from unhealthy, fattening foods.. and when i am coming off of it, i will have no choice but to eat moderately and restrict the foods that enters my body.
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10:30pm.. i started to have bubble guts so i ran to the bathroom.. was on the toilet for approximately ten minutes.. peeing out of my butthole. it took about two hours for the saltwater flush to work.. but nonetheless, it worked.
tomorrow shall be interesting.
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