September 8, 2008
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and this is another contributing factor as to why marriage scares me.. it's something i desire.. but i don't want to have to kill someone, you know? what if this were your husband? gasps.
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postsecret.if i ever found out that the person i married committed adultery.. i would....
remove his testies with nail clippers.. clip clip.. then i'd shove them down his throat for him to hopefully choke on. if that's unsuccessful, i would just stick a piranha on his penis.. or maybe i'd just do both..
and by the way.. liddell is bow chicka wow.. finished...... keke. why am i so happy about that? oy. i doubt it though.. if they even match him up with rich franklin.. hecksters no. lol..
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It's so scary that you blogged about this because I was going to write about postsecret myself.
I'm getting more and more scared of life the more I read PS.
y not just get a divorce & collect alimony? that's sweeter revenge & a lot less messy... if some chick touched my ballsack in any other way but in a sexual manner, no matter what the circumstances, there would be some serious hell to pay.
That's kinda messed up. But I'm in love with your method of torture.
How've you been, anyway? Long time...
what did you think of the performance of the Korean guy on UFC88? I think he was not in good conditioning...
nice new profile pic by the way
that is why we should all be Mormons
i wish you would do that to me.
Liddell is outties, he needs to retire!
hahahah...nice
Why nail clippers? hahaha I'll never look at them the same.
I don't know if we danced on our wedding day, but we probably did. But I guess that really has nothing to do with my point. I married the only woman I can ever imagine myself married to, and I trust she can say the same. Too many people marry just for the sake of marrying, or because it's "that time of life," and they settle down with the person they happen to be dating at the time. Just be careful and avoid settling in such a manner and you'll never have to clip off anyone's testicles.
that's so messed up, wrong, scary but real. sad. i'm deathly afraid of marriage too.