June 9, 2008
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angie misses hawaii.
the weather here is horrible. windstorms, rain.. 55 degrees.. almost summertime? pft.
hawaii was amazing. exceeded all expectations for me.
the shark encounter was one of the best experiences of my life. here's a glimpse.. this is [kinda] how they lured the 15-20 sharks that were surrounding our cage. chumming as they call it.. [thank you, dat]
anyway..
it cost me $63 to fill my tank up today. good gracious. time to bust out my bicycle. word up.
luckily for me, i hit quad aces yesterday -- $900 jackpot. in a matter of two hours, i walk away with $1100.. minus the hundred bucks i tipped the dealer. he was a happy camper.. as was i. it was crazy.. i raised preflop.. everyone folds except the big blind who goes all in.. which barely makes it enough money in the pot to qualify for a jackpot.. i call. ace on the flop.. turn is a queen.. river is an ace. man.
maybe another trip to hawaii? heh. :] too bad i have to pay my car insurance this month.. every six months i get to hand over a hefty check to my insurance company. le sigh..
i'd also like to share with you folks just how amazingly stupid i can be..
so i'm in the shower the night before i fly out..
i rarely shave my legs as they hardly ever grow hair.. so i apply some foam onto my left leg.. i grab the razor and proceed to shave when i realize the blade was rather weak. so what do i do? with all my might, i press the razor and slide it up my leg.. the end result?
[dat, you better look! muhahha]
i'm special.
Comments (19)
sweetness... nice take
damn i was just waiting for 1 of those bull sharks to hop up onto the platform & chomp his foot off.
yea thanks for using my name... any hope of being anonymous on here has been foiled...
BTW.. hot... i dig scars. $1100.... disneyland here we come!
lucky quads
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And 1100 bux in two hours is too long. 1100 bux in half an hour on a blackjack table is better
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That cut looks nasty, ewww
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Sick, that's going to leave a gnarly scar.
OWWWW.... just say a shark with rusty teeth bit you.
man, that looks like it was f***ing PAINFUL!...
ouch@! Mederma! I'll be in Hawaii in September too! Which island are you on?
jesus woman, it looks like you got bit by the shark in that video.
and quad aces? i can only dream...
Nasty cuts. Can't believe you pressed harder with a dull razor.
I wish AC had a high hand jackpot. I've gotten quads or better about 15 times in my last four weeks of poker. All I got was a t-shirt from the Borgata for a turned gutshot royal in spades. And a $40 pot. The river? check, check. I hate being out of position so much.
OUCH!
did i tell you that you're a retard?
oh my that's really gross.
@d_art - i told a few people that a dog bit me.. haha. i confessed later on and they laughed at me. who wouldn't..
@andy0l - it was. but it was more painful seeing the chunks of skin clumped on the razor. eeek.
@inquisitivetiger - i was in oahu.. but i'm back in seattle now.. unfortunately. you're lucky that you're going!
@esch99 - a tshirt? that's it? dang. i'd demand something more than that.. but then again, the borgata is a pretty big casino.. so i can understand why they don't give out cash prizes for jackpots.
@miss_lyrical - hahaha, there's not a whole lot that makes me queasy... i've seen a guy on an operating table with his insides splayed out, i LOVE roller coasters, and i'm pretty good with pain...
but when i read your entry this morning, then saw the picture, i had to fight to keep down my breakfast. just now... "chunks of skin clumped on the razor"... i think i just threw up a little Cap'n Crunch in the back of my mouth.
WTF WOMAN, STAY AWAY FROM THOSE RAZORS!
Damn. You need to buy some new razors!
That razor cut reminded me of the time when I jumped and landed on a vertically oriented pipe, slicing off a huge thickchunk of skin/meat around the same spot where you shaved. =)
i'm amazed that women do that sort of thing to themselves. the last time i saw someone do something like that, i had to carry her around like the hero that i am, up some stairs so i could clean and bandage her wound
i love sharks. would love to get in a cage surrounded by them. there's a crazy sense of awe and fear. i bought the shark week dvd set