February 26, 2008

• my turn, my turn. weeeeeeeeeee.

  it really isn't that hard to be a "somebody" on here.. or the e-world in general. you just gotta be willing to invest the time.

  it's funny how much control/power a chick possesses on xanga/internet. snap a shot of your bare back/legs/shoulder/a flattering angle of your neck (or obtain some random "sexy" photo off of google.com).. post it as your profile pic.. and bam. guys flock to your page like no other.. they shower you with emoticons and texts in hopes that you two will one day meet, and he can bone you...... only for him to discover that you're some heifer/tranny he's been chasing on the internet. true story, guys.  

  this is all rather comparable to those who rise to fame in poker.. a nobody can be a somebody in an instant. hey, maybe that's why i spend so much time at the tables/online. haha.

  cakalusa is the epitome of this. (am i bashing him, too? gasps. i'm just saying is all..) such impressionable kiddies.. don't think for a minute that they're anything special. imagine what he is in real life. a complete loser.. yet.. he spends a ridiculous amount of time producing his posts.. catering to all the fourteen year old self mutilating emos on here.. tailoring his entries for maximum commentage (making them horribly generic and contrived).. and ta-da.. he is flooded with the attention he so desperately sought. i mean, no one else in real life will give it to him. the kid obviously has a lot of insecurities. i remember reading shit where he'd link someone's site and tell his readers to go bash them (i was once subbed.. then i realized that he's a complete douchebag). c'mon dude. now THAT'S what i have a problem with.

  i found it rather comical when someone pointed this out to me.. cakalusa (or it could have been one of his friends. nah.. it was obviously cakal himself) submitted his name on urbandictionary.com.. defining himself as "an a-list celebrity on xanga".. "he is hot".. what.. the.. fuck.. haha. my point is.. anyone can do this. by the way, if you claim he's hot, you're either.. a). blind.. b). mo fugly yourself.. c). merely stating that for ass kissing purposes (you need his eprops!)

  he continues to "whore" himself.. which got him the vast readership that he has now. i mean, his content is definitely not funny or amusing. hey, i ain't hating on that. shit, i used to do myself. i mean, c'mon.. most of you migrated here from my former page.. where almost every post was featured due to the massive amounts of comments/eprops i received. that merely derived from "whoring" myself. what exactly does this entail? hit up every possible page through blogrings/comments left, etc.. skim through that random xangan's most recent post.. leave a half-assed comment.. this will in turn.. give your site exposure. that person will then come by, read some decent shit you copped up.. they'll leave you a comment and subscribe. do this a couple hundred times each day and .. wa-la. you have achieved the golden "xanga celebrity" status. you are now a big shot. congrats. (you can thank me later for this)..

  and alas, here you go..

  

  although.. that should be dana white instead of tito. holler.

  let us all hold hands and sing koombaya.

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