January 23, 2008

  • question....

    what would you do if this person who you're really digging.. comes in to kiss you.. they open their mouth a tad bit.. and all of a sudden, this qualmish feeling hovers over you..

    you are repelled by the stench of their breath.

    what to do, what to do.. you can only offer them an altoid/gum so many times..

    you wouldn't dare tell them, would you? you've only been seeing them for a short period of time..

Comments (22)

  • Egh, totally ruins the mood. I'd just repeatedly offer the person gum and mints... hopefully he'd get the hint.

  • Haha. I'm a "you got some shit in your teeth/ Yo breaf stink" kinda guy. Sooner the better.

  • if it gets me laid, i'm ok with it.  haha  kidding.... maybe not.

    anyway, that's freaking gross.  i think if you have a lot of altoids in your mouth then it'll negate his bad breath also.

  • you said my breath didn't bother you. i'm hurt.

  • reply:  sounds like a casino is what you are lookig for LOL.

    why don't you put a lot of mints in your mouth and the spit some over during the exchange.

  • Not even a breath mint can disguise bad breath. All you're doing is adding a hint of mint to his butt stanking mouth. Most guys would abort the kiss as soon as they smelled something rotten coming out of her mouth. Instant shrinkage hahaha But you're probably a bigger person than I am and can probably overlook his butt mouth. Any ways, good luck! haha

  • major turn off. give them the cheek. and then later give them a breath mint.

  • Give him the cheek if he stinks and I would definitely tell him..If anything becomes a possible future shouldn't the truth be said and if he can't handle the truth then it's his loss. Honesty is the best policy when comes to bad breathe cause he might not know and once he knows he can chose to do something about it.

  • Werd, bad breff is heinous.  Mints and gum is only a cover to be used in the most dire straits.  If I feel my breff isn't up to par, I abort mission and brush my teeth.  That dude should be consious about his doo doo mouth, it's NOT hard to tell when your mouth is packin heat.

    Be honest with him, I think if you tell him just once he'll be so mortified that he'll have the freshest breff from there on out.  Once a while back some chick told me my breff made her nostrils flare, ever since then I floss, brush, rinse, gargle and then go over my tongue with a high speed sander.  I never want to hear that shit again.

  • just end it. you know you can never kiss them again without thinking of their breath. even worse... kissing their bad breath mouth might transfer that bad breath to you! ew gross. just cut your losses and move on.

  • bad breath is almost as unforgivable as a festering abscess on the nose!

  • ewwww....one word. peridex.

  • Just tell it to him straight.  If his feelings are hurt by simple bad breath, then you really need to find someone made of tougher stuff.

  • throw up in their mouf.  that'll learn them.

  • if it's morning breath then she gets a pass... otherwise, she better get her ass to the sto & buy some listerine.

  • crest clean night mint works wonders

  • If it's a chronic thing, there's no way you tell him. Anyone else who claims you should obviously didn't think about how rabidly paranoid they would get if some girl told them the same.

  • man, tough situation. time to carry around breath mints at all times. hopefully he'll get the hint.

  • My friend was telling me about a girl with the exact problem, but she also had a funky smell to her as well. After a few dates, he just stopped talking to her. How .. immature. I told him to go to Costco and have a box full of mints.

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