September 24, 2007

  • chapped lips..

    is what i have.

    tito ortiz is coming here this saturday. i think i'm going since a bunch of fights are scheduled. woot.

    by the way.. that "thing" in my previous post is a hula hoop. no, it's not a penis ring.  it weighs about five pounds and has these ball massaging thingys on the inner part which is supposed to break down the fat molecules in your midsection and tighten them up.

    is there such a thing as platonic sex?

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