June 25, 2007
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suggestion box.
saturday night.. i was on the dance floor getting my groove on. a few fellas tried to hang but failed. hah. anyway, the next thing i know, there's a chick grinding me from behind. she moves to the front of me.. booty rubbing all up on my cooter. this girl had moves. my initial reaction.. damnnnnn, she's fine. she had these tight ass jeans on and a halter top that exposed a lot. we were a few feet away from the stage so the neon lights are swarming back and forth on us. we're continuing on, when all of a sudden she turns around to the point that we're facing each other.. i looked down at her face as the lights made its way to us.. and.. i threw up a little in my mouth. i know that sounds mean.. but this chick was beaten with the ugly stick.. one too many times. basically, she looked like an asian samuel l. jackson.. with longer and prettier hair. after that, i slowly made my way back to the bar. i needed a few drinks after seeing that.
happy monday.
is there anything that you people would like me to write about? throw some topics/suggestions/requests at me. i will do my best to cover them all.
Comments (17)
Miss Lyrical's guide to picking up girls.
She is what is called a "strobe-light honey".
Topic: Worst dating experience. Best dating experience.
that is too funny!
that is exactly what some drunk guys will go home with :X
dayum... that ugly? lol. Do what guys do... hit it from behind and don't let them turn around... j/k... Personally, I'd like you to write about shoes... kinda shoes you wear for different occasions and why, stategies for how you use your shoes to effect others.. lol..
yeah, I feel bad for the fugly girls, though, hehe.
Write about when a guy impressed you the most.
damn... Sammy L's face on a chick is a bad visual.... I hold you personally responsible and I think you should make it up to me by telling some sex'n stories or something.
Ah, nothing like turning the lights down to enhance the beauty of your dancing partner. hehe...
I think AnswerGuy is going fag on me. Shoes? WTF!?
And damn, I thought I was gonna hear about my girl gettin' some action.
Glad to hear you had an interesting weekend. Do I get to hear about all the awesome Korean food you were gonna cook up?
i guess her face was wack
lol i like samuel l. jackson!
Haha, wait, Samuel L. Jackson is ugly?
lol. yeah, butterface. cursed asian syndrome. fell outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
I just think you weren't drunk enough yet. 3 shots later and she'd be as hot as JTT walking through a high school in the mid 90s.
And how about we hear about the last time you truly had fun
The path of the righteous woman is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of ugly asian chicks.
Bag the face.
I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHAFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHAFUCKIN' PLANE