June 18, 2007
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help?
i played in the main event yesterday. 2,400 something people who won a pass through qualifying tournaments entered.. only one grand prize of the $10,000 wsop seat and a trip to vegas.. dun dun dun..
unfortunately, i didn't win.
not even close.. finishing in a pathetic 187th place, i walked away a loser. wah.korepsych, in lieu of the lovely story that you shared, here is mine.
i went to a club on saturday.. with one simple intention. to get piss ass drunk. anyway, we're downing drinks left and right.. an hour or so later, i realize i have to take a whiz like.. asap. so i run downstairs. there had to be at least 15 other women ahead of me.. waiting on the measly two toilets. so, i'm hopping around trying to prevent my piss from squirting out everywhere. i was tempted to barge into the men's restroom and go.. but there was a bouncer dude monitoring the hall. my turn finally arrives.. i run into the stall, unzip my pants and started peeing.. the problem is.. i'm pretty drunk at this point.. and.. i never, ever make contact with the toilet seat in public restrooms. so.. the next thing i know.. i feel this warm wetness. so i pull my pants up, walk out.. and realize that i had urinated all over myself. luckily it's a dark environment, and everyone else's BO overrode the stench of my piss.
my xanga friends, i'm in dire need of some good reading material -- hilarious, depressing, whatevers.. boredom at work is whooping my ass. on top of that.. you mofos who i'm subbed to.. hardly ever update. gah. any recommendations? please, link me. sharing is caring. thanks.
Comments (23)
i have 5 years worth of xanga entries. you should give that a try. start from the beginning and read up to the present. =)
-ray leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
187th? not too bad.
what happened to you answering questions?
The other day when I was pooing, I had to pee... so I let go, but I was pointed kinda up, and so it hit the seat cover, bounced off and covered my pants. I had to go back into work with wet butt. I stuffed a bunch of paper towels inbetween my pants and my butt so not only did I look like I peed the back of myself, but my ass was lumpy too. Not funny.
187 out of 2400+ isn't so bad. did you bleed to death or was it a bad hand?
it's a different game, tournament poker vs. standard grinding. what's at stake isn't simply chips, but your "tournament life". it's interesting how different people will adapt to that pressure.
anyway, the book i suggest is "My Uncle Oswald" by Roald Dahl. it's raunchy, hilarious, clever, and eye-opening. kinda like you.
I refuse to give you any reading suggestions until you answer the often asked question re: your xanga crush...haha! When I'm bored I like going to http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/ http://www.angryasianman.com or I go to youtube and type in "white people dancing" in the search engine.
hilarious!
congrats on making it to 187th~ pretty impressive.
too bad there is only 1 winner! arghhh
whoever you went to the club with...did they notice???
yeah i saw prison break season 1....waiting for season 2 to come out on dvd
aw man. major props for actually blogging about it!!
my sympathies are with you--man, i have some shameful whizzing stories of my own.
haha I wrote more extensively years ago. Maybe you can read them out of boredom. No guarantees that they're that much more entertaining than my current entries, but considering the fact that I was really bored at my last job, I had much more to write about
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Or you could always check out digg.com
thank you for sharing that story... i find myself curiously aroused by you right now.
that is so FUCKING hot. piss on me angie!!!
LOL! What are you?? Two??
oh I see nobody is really leaving any suggestions... here are some, but they might be useless to you...
http://www.xanga.com/JadedPoser -doesn't post much anymore, but hilarious when she did
http://www.xanga.com/animated_wonsoongee -sometimes funny, sometimes not
http://www.xanga.com/cypherningya913 -he doesn't post anymore either, but read some from a year ago, any date.. they are the funniest crap ever.
try cakalusa. or theologian's cafe. lol
gross and gross. no thanks. =]
try, slutburger_with_cheese
You peed on yourself? Did you forget to pull down the panties and pissed through them? sick! Anyhow, working on the next days post from korea
Sub to me and read the fun postings.
i personally don't like reading... however if you're bored, you can probably turn the question thing around on us
of course i cannot guarantee we'll be honest about anything.
unless you want some pee stories?!?!
there was one time i was dreaming of walking into a restroom and peeing, then i wake up with my bed wet... (lesson is be careful of what you dream)
i have a couple more if you want, but they're all pretty short.
LOL. I 'd rather you not have shared that.
reminds me of an episode of flavor of love when one of the girls took a dump on the stairs they were standing on while flava flav was choosing his girls or something. gross
ryc: wouldn't recommend diving into those rocks.
wow. i will never be able to look you in the face.