June 7, 2007
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q & a.
with boredom arising here at work.. let's play this game, shall we?
ask me something, anything.
i will you give you my brutally honest answer. (open the comments to view)
go.
pst. keep em comin.. i have three more hours to kill.
Comments (113)
=) question....ever have a xanga crush? yes..i think you mentioned it before....tell me. what happened?????!!!!!...
YES, TELL US WHO THEY ARE, WHO HE/SHE IS NOW, AND WHAT IS GOING ON!
have you kept a ftf or an ex because the sex is just too good?
yes, i have a xanga crush. =X alright, i promised to be honest.. and i will tell you who it is after i get his consent to do so. i don't want to embarrass him. i'll get back to the two of you on this one.. scouts honor.
i consent. go ahead. reveal my secret identity T_T
how many inches is your dildo
how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
to evanjellydonut: i've never kept an ex around.. whether that be for sex or whatevers. an ex is an ex.. i have and will cut off all ties with them once we break up. why? because it's easier.. for the both of us. but yes.. i admit i have had a "friend with benefits".. what can i say? it was a bad idea though.. really. in a situation like this, one of the parties is bound to develop feelings.. which was the case. he professed his "love" for me.. damn him. why'd he have to ruin a good thing? we no longer talk.. or have sex hah..
nofa1r: haha. i'll need that in writing. =] i don't have a dildo.. nor do i own any sex toys. i am a pornaholic.. but i'm a virgin when it comes to dildos.
jojipoji: a whole forest.
you could just scroll down a bit
=p
So WHY are you sexually frustrated? It seems to me that you're a hot chick with plenty of options... what's the deal?
i think i need a new question since u've never that technically voids my question
hence... have you ever kissed a girl and if so, did you hear coconuts banging in the air. and please recount.
are you more likely to sleep with a banker/lawyer/doctor.... or a school teacher/social worker?
of your 146 xanga friends, how many have you met in person?
answerguy: i'm a horndog.. and i'm one who needs/wants sex frequently. however, i won't have sex with anyone. any chick.. good looking or not.. can get herself some ass. it's just a matter of wanting just anyone. hope that made sense.
nofa1r: yes, i have. coconuts banging in the air? not that i recall. but she did have a nice set of coconuts.
tropic_of_cancer: in order for me to sleep with someone.. i will have to have some sort of feelings for them. he could be a heart surgeon or a checkout boy.. what i feel is what i feel. and if i feel, let's get it on with some bedroom rockin.
win8x: well, i know a few of them in real life but i guess they don't count. so, two. you can be my third. haha.
you have my consent so tell the world and be proud
my question is....will you marry me?
people are dumb and horny. Whats your real first name
vietboy001: hah. i'll have to decline.
korepsych: you're a funny guy. i love your comments. i think you're also referring to me though. haha. it's angie.
where are you from again?
Whats the biggest pot you've won in poker?
Also whats the largest amount you've lost in one day in poker?
oh and how old are you?
oh and how tall are you?
If you were offered a drug that would change you to a man ( the penis, hormones the whole shebang) and then you would get amnesia and not ever remember you were ever a female would you do it? Oh and there is no reversal drug you would remain a male forever.
sensor08: seattle, wa.
kboy25: biggest single pot? i'd say $500.. all gone in one hand. i'm more cautious now if i'm playing nl. in one day? ahhh.. i'd say.. 2k. horrbile, i know. but like i said.. i'm much more careful now. i'm 22. 5'8-9ish.
cloudedfuture: tempting. haha, nah i kid. as awesome as i think it would be to have a penis.. i'd say no. i'm not going to eff with how God created me.
would you ever become a stripper?
if you were ugly do you think you'd have less male subscribers sucking your e-dick?
lol, yeah, call me when you're in LA. but i actaully meant, how many are you friends w/in real life???
do you like the taste of vagina? either it being your own or other girls you've nibbled on.
kboy25: no.
philwithpower: i don't think anyone is sucking my "e-dick".. but i do think i have more male subscribers because i am a female.
win8x: haha. in that case, four. i don't really like the people i know in real life reading my xanga. i tend to be less open with them than i am with strangers. weird, huh..
slutburger_with_cheese: oh, wow. i guess i did say to ask me anything. i've never tasted someone's vagina.. that, including my own. and i don't ever plan on doing so.
when was the last time you tamed the cat? haha
largest penis you've ever had? smallest? greatest sex adventure? most japanese (freakiest) thing you've done sexually? what are your thoughts on anal? have i ruined this game for you yet?
haha this is getting out of hand
im gonna get u in trouble with this question.
so whats your phone #
ashzero: two weeks ago.
slutburger_with_cheese: you killed it, man. you've gone over the limit of quesitons. haha.. so i'm sorry.
kboy25: yes, it is. same goes for you, too.. =]
You know her brutally honest answer could be that she wouldn't give her # to you. KAKA
i know how to ruin a good thing.
As an admitted pornoholic your "two weeks ago" answer disappoints me.
but my question was not "can i have it"
question was what is it?
therefore....not giving it to me would not be a possible answer ha!
i must create a new log on
darn now u have to accept my new log on as friends LOL
Do you think if we ever met in person, that we'd talk/relate as much during and after? In other words, do you believe that meeting people in person that you previously only knew online essentially changes the nature and openness of your relationship (whatever that may be)?
[Cripes, I hope that made sense. I'm running on very little sleep.]
jimmiwin: sorry to disappoint, man.
kboy25: ahaha.. is that really you? oh, my.
syntaxian: it made total sense, girl. haha. and yes, i do think we'd talk/relate as much as we do online if we met in person. it may be a little awkward at first when meeting someone you talk to online.. but once the two of you start talking and begin to get a little comfy.. then neither one can shut up. i've experienced this. so, jen.. when are you coming to seattle? =] drinks.. on me.
so how do you find so many random guys to comment on your xanga??? and why are they so horny?! okay, you don't really have to answer either of those.
but i do find it fascinating how you have 100+ ppl who read your blog & comment regularly, but in reality you remain very private and virtually anonymous. anywho, if i haven't reached my questions quota already, my last real question is, how many ppl are on your protected posting list? 
i can't think of anything to ask you...
i was gonna the say something similar to win8x. what's w/ all the sex questions??? who's the horndog now???
hmmm now i gotta think of a question. since you love stepping on my face so much, if the only condition to allow you to step on my face would be for me to take a crap in your mouth. would you do it??? haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
it's easier to be open with a stranger because there are no "consequences." it's harder for things to come back and bite you in the ass b/c there's no association between the stranger and any people you know. also, they have no knowledge of you and whatever history you may have, so their opinions about you tend to be biased in your favor. i'm the same way, i tend to be pretty open with strangers, too.
win8x: well, i used to have a xanga site.. http://www.xanga.com/eeleigna .. i had a ton of readers on that site.. so a lot of them followed me to this one.. where i am a lot more open. there are about 25 people on my protected list.
rarrbear: hey, you're the perv. *steps on your face*.. a crap in my mouth? HELL NO. can i pierce your balls?
you can pierce my balls... after i crap in your mouth.
i thought that "crushes" werent suppose to know they are "crushes"... is there a different definition for "e-crushes"?
so if you're a horndog, and sexually frustrated, does that mean you do not use sex toys because you have no feelings towards inanimate objects? or that you do not wish to develope feelings for those inanimate objects?
darthhagar: haha, i think it differs in the online world. i don't use sex toys, nor am i interested in doing so because.. i don't know, man. i'd just feel weird, i think. i've never thought about it.. i suppose if i did receive a dildo as a gift, i would try it out. WOW.. you peeople are pervs.
hey, i resent being called a perv
just to let you know, the question(s) i chose not to ask was "what's your SSN? mother's maiden name? d/l? and 2 bank acct#?"
rofl you totally brought this upon yourself.
Politics: conservative or liberal?
oh how does kboy25 get on your protected list?
darthhagar: you wish.
manilajones: honestly.. i don't give a crap about politics. i'm not even a registered voter. =X don't hurt me.. please.
jasonhong714: he just has to ask.
I'll fly to Seattle as soon as I scrape up enough money. (hich may not be for a while. College keeps stealing all my money. Sadness.
But if you ever come to Hawaii, drinks will be on me. And of course, a personal tour.
I'm not sure how "(" replaced "W". But whatever. Haha.
if we were sitting next to each other at a table and we were both in a hand... and you saw A A Q, how confident would you be that i didn't have AQ? haha
kidding.
my question is--what do you want to do with your life? are you anywhere where you want to be?
-ray leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
syntaxian: i look forward to it.
jigg: actually, i don't think i'd be very confident in knowing that you weren't holding A Q.. because you know i would believe that you didn't have A Q.. so you might've played it for that reason and therefore, i would lose all my chips to you. =/ haha.. well, i'm not really where i want to be in my life. i plan on going back to school to become a labor and delivery nurse. then i want to get married as soon as possible.. and have four children with my loving husband.. ah.. i can't wait. hope it happens.
damn, when I first read your post, I was like "oh boy, here we go" and after reading these freaking questions I am actually surprised at the boldness holy shit SHUT UP YOU RETARDS
Whoops that probably made me some enemies.
oh can i be added to protected!
thanks!
How serious are you about being a professional poker player? =)
my question is-you're coming over to drink this weekend right right? you better come this time
lol, this was so amusing...!
What's your definition of love? Do people really find real love or is it just mutual compromises?
Am I on your "protected" list?
What are your measurements (please include your cup size too)?
Do you do any recreational drugs? if you do whats your favorite and why?
how many subscribers do you have and how many people do you subscribe to?
my question to you is, if you have a lingering question that you want answered, what is that question?
when will you answer these questions? LOL
kboy25: sure thing.
soullfire: i'm not that serious. i haven't been able to quit my day job yet.. so i'm a semi-pro, i suppose. haha.
lalapurdymusic: maybe. i will let you know later.. i'm not sure yet.
aznsam999: love. let's see.. to be honest with you.. i really can't define it. i know it when i feel it.. it's just something i can't put into words. let's just say.. i know that i love someone when i'm willing to do whatever it takes to make them happy.
sayjames: no, you're not.
cloudedfuture: i've never had my measurements taken so i don't know. recreational drug usage? i occasionally take vicodin and i do so because it helps me relax sometimes. it's not often that i do this though..
kwabert: on this alias, i am now subscribed to 57 people and there are 138 people subbed to me.
sorjai: i have tons.. maybe i'll post those in an entry next time.
kboy25: just did. =]
my question is: what is the first concert you ever attended?
peasprout: very first concert was when i was approximately 13? i attended this Christian rock concert. it was tizight.
Would you be willing to sacrifice your greatest dream (world series of poker, job, trip, home, etc.) in exchange of being with your beloved the rest of your life?
And I feel honored to be one of the 57!
And what's up with all these sex questions...pervs!
Are you a Perv?
maybe that will help answer franks question LOL....
oh...y would you not look right in a vw bug?
when will you close this post?
how many questions a day do we get?
where's the quote on the top of your xanga from?
franksabunch: easily. i don't even need to think about that one.
kboy25: can be. i don't know when i'll close it. maybe tomorrow. =] it keeps me busy at work. how many q's a day? no more for you. hahah.
win8x: i don't remember. i think i jacked it from someone's page a few years ago.
oh hmmm in that case.
whats your favorite food?
*since you asked to keep 'em coming...
how does it feel to correspond w/so many random ppl whom you've never met and will probably never meet? you're actually the only person i leave comments for who i've never met (still don't know how you bumped into my xanga, btw) and i have to admit i find it somewhat odd, but it seems quite normal for you.
hmmm, ok, non-perverted questions...
if a plane crashes on the border of canada and US, where do you bury the survivors?
can you add me to the protected list? thanks
jasonhong714: i have to pick one? ahhh.. it'd be.. hmmm.. ssam gyub ssahl and gochujjang.
win8x: it doesn't feel like anything.. by that i mean, i find nothing strange about it.. nor does it phase me that they're random people. i find it the easiest and most comfortable to talk to strangers.. and share things with them. call me crazy, i don;t know. i feel special that i'm the only one you leave comments for. =] wow. i thought i told you.
darthhagar: is this a trick question? i'd say the u.s..
dude, you still have not answered my question.
I like angie and my question to her is: Does she accept and love people despite their faults or does she accept and love people because of their faults. To me it is a huge difference.
Oh and u dont bury survivors...lol
slutburger_with_cheeese: those questions were one too many asked. haha.
deux02: oh, wow. thanks for pointing that out. i'm a retard. =/ anyway, i like this question. i accept and love people because of their faults. they make who the person is, no? and i like you, too.
hah.
Hey Angie...have you read any poker books?
more non-perv questions:
A house with a pointed roof, one slant facing north, the other facing south; has a rooster perched on top. If that rooster laid an egg, which side will the egg roll off?
The Green House is between the Blue House and the Red House. The Red House is next to the Yellow House. The Purple House is next to the Blue House. The Orange House is next to the Green House. The Black house is farthest from the Red House.
Where is the Whitehouse?
some of these are hilarious. not to be a downer, but how would you spend your time if you knew you only had 2 weeks to live?
is this the most comments you've ever received?
thongs vs grannies vs boy panties?
kboy25: yes, brunson's supersystem.
darthhagar: d'oh. don't make me think. =/ i give up.. please do tell.
caki730: gah. what a buzz killer. heh, i kid. um, if i knew i had two weeks to live.. wow.. i hate to think about things like this. i'd for sure spend every last one of those minutes with my family and close friends. i'd try and locate every person from my past.. especially those who are on bad terms with me and make amends with them. i would also be seeking tons of comfort from a priest. praying my heart out. there is so much.. so much.. ahhh.. sitting in contemplation of this.. i'm sad.. heh.. maybe i'll get back to this list later. =]
kboy25: no, it isn't actually. hah. boy shorts all the way. thongs are a no no. i'd rather go commando than wear a thong/g-string.
caki730: oh, and i'd also try to meet as many xangans as i could. =]
YOu don't know your measurements? i think this is cop out! then how do you know what bra size to get? Or do just go without one?
If you had to join a branch of the armed forces which one would you join? Lets assume that you would meet any physical requirements that are needed.
cloudedfuture: i'm serious, i don't know. i would join the navy seals. haha, yeah right. definitely the airforce.
Favorite book? If you had to choose three songs to listen to for the rest of your life, what would they be? Top three movies?
edizzy: favorite book is "your best life now" by joel osteen.. three songs, eh? "let it be" by the beatles.. "amazing grace (my chains are gone)" by chris tomlin.. and.. "i found a reason" by cat power. top three movies.. "ghost".. "hotel rwanda".. and.. "reign over me"..
What is/are your pet peeve(s)?
Boy shorts are hot.
Do you ever catch yourself thinking about why you're here? Aside from making babies, of course ;]
agree with jimmiwin: boy shorts are hot.
about boy shorts: not when they're on a fat chick. think shallow hal.
do you like the perverted questions better or the non-perverted questions?
last "hard" question: (this is an engineering interview question from microsoft(i think), but i believe it makes it harder if you thought like an engineer)
there are 2 rooms isolated from eachother. 1st room has 3 (incandescent) lights, 2nd room has 3 switches. you may only enter each room once. how do you tell which switch is for which light?
Will you have a good weekend?
thx for the amusement :]
Since I'm in my "golf mood," my question is: did you ever play golf? Do you like it? =)
I... will give you... a dollar... to keep... these people... from breeding. At least most of them. Why am I being so mean lately? Okay Okay I love everyone! dumb and horny included
WAIT I JUST THOUGHT OF A REAL QUESTION:
DO you think most of these questions are as dumb as I do, or am I just mean?
will you rub my feet?
sayjames: liars, backstabbers, when people don't allow someone to cut them in traffic. i mean, really.. is letting that one person in front of you going to cause you any harm?? kdjfhgkdjg. i could go on.. but i'll stop.
aznsam999: all the time..
darthhagar: i'm too stupid for these questions, man. =]
kboy25: it was alright.
jdream: i've played it a few times.. and i suck.. so i don't enjoy it because i feel like a complete idiot when i'm playing.
ibizajb: depends.. how much you got? =P
these questions you get from these ppl...........are crazy. haha It's like......let me try to get laid over th internet.....hahahaha ufc or Pride? muay thai or jui jits su? Since I know you watch mma. Favorite fighters? = P
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