May 23, 2007

• awwwwww.. fooey.. gmail chat is blocked at work now. this sucks..  you guys can still message me on here.. damn it. can't believe they did this.

  .. nevermind. i figured it out. =]

  that was interesting. apparently i have a variety of readers.. from james bond.. to "the one".. to my very own sister.

  i emailed jackie warner last night. it's a damn shame she's in cali. anyway, my infatuation with jackie led me to wonder how much it would cost to train with her. now this would only be temporary as it's just my scheme to make her fall madly in love with me. her going rate? $400 an hour. excuse me, but she better perform some damn lipo on me for that kind of money. my hopes and dreams are now shattered.. sigh. hold me.

  per the requests of some of you.. i shall start posting more of my poker stories, plays, and tips. it seems like hold 'em is now the mainstream sport. tons of celebrities are into it.. not only that.. but your everyday jane is now an avid player. why? because your average joe blow can become the next tuan le or daniel negreanu. tuan, which by the way.. has made over 4 million in poker. and he's only what? in his mid twenties if i recall correctly. shiet. so basically, anyone.. yes, that's including you.. can become the next michael jordan of poker. win the superbowl (wsop -- world series of poker) and walk away with 12 million as jamie gold did last year. not only that.. imagine what you'd be raking in off the endorsements. so yes, stay tuned for the bad beats i suffer.. and stupid plays i make. i recently started to get into no limit but will still play limit occasionally. feel free to share any of your stories/experience. we can comfort each other as our rockets never hold up and how the chaser ends up catching the only card left in the deck to beat your flush. also.. keep an eye out for me as i make it big in the poker world.. (yeah, right)..

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