May 8, 2007

  • goliath.


    play dead.


    can you spot him? (pic is kind of blurry -- it was taken with my phone)


    dangerous. rawr.

    he's adorable.. like a miniature bear.. heh. but what a pain. i find myself waking up in the middle of the night to check up on him, coming home during my lunches to make sure the fellas alright.. he ain't cheap, either. dog products are way overpriced.. oh, and i keep discovering worms wrapped around his dookies.. scrumptious.

    this is quite an enlightening story..

    there
    once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, and
    noticed she had only three hairs on her head. "well," she said, "i
    think i'll braid my hair today".. so she did and she had a wonderful day..

    the
    next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that she had only
    two hairs on her head. "H-M-M," she said, "i think i'll part my hair
    down the middle today".. so she did and she had a grand day..

    the
    next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that she had
    only one hair on her head. "well," she said, "today i'm going to wear
    my hair in a pony tail".. so she did and she had a fun, fun day.

    the
    next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that there
    wasn't a single hair on her head. "YEAH!" she exclaimed, "i don't have
    to fix my hair today!"

    attitude is everything. 

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